1. I regret to inform you that if you have put money on the notion that Baby Luker (a.k.a. Little Lad) (a.k.a. Lil' Luker) (a.k.a. Rumpus) would have made his appearance by now, your hard-earned cash will be going to another bidder. As of today, he appears to be quite comfortable in his warm liquid home.
2. To our U.K. representative: please ask your population to engage in enjoyable, distracting, mindless activities such as taking in the epic film "Australia." It seems to be the appropriate antidote to the waiting around that we are all doing in various parts of the world!